Sep
26
2009


Game Ranch Reopens
Posted by Dragon in Uncategorized, tags: goats, peacocks, PETA, tortoise, Yellow River Game RanchLilburn’s Yellow River Game Ranch reopened this weekend after flood waters receded. Luckily, Gen. Beauregard Lee, “the world’s most famous groundhog,” survived the flooding. However, there’s no word yet on the facility’s “assorted goats,” its lone crow or its cage of raccoons.
Yellow River Game Ranch will be increasing the cost of peacock feathers to $1.25 to help cover the cost of flood damage.
Any leftover funds will be used to identify the facility’s assorted goat species and to insert an “O” into the following sign.
On the bright side, at least all of the animals finally have water.