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An correspondant has just reported the formation of a child army in Gwinnett County. The county’s schools are closed today due to the county’s severe shark problem. (Both Ken Cook and Ken Burns are on the scene capturing footage for next year’s Shark Week.) Gwinnett County residents are advised to stay in their homes, karaoke facilities or Korean barbecue restaurants until the situation is under control.

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There are reports of a possible shark attack in the flooded streets of Gwinnett County. Police advise Gwinnett County pedestrians and commuters to seek shelter in the nearest Super H-Mart or karaoke facility.

Gwinnett is bait. Sharks live here.

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