gwinnett shark

There are reports of a possible shark attack in the flooded streets of Gwinnett County. Police advise Gwinnett County pedestrians and commuters to seek shelter in the nearest Super H-Mart or karaoke facility.

Gwinnett is bait. Sharks live here.

4 Responses to “Shark sighting in Gwinnett County”
  1. Jose says:

    My abeula lost her pierna when the shark got her.

  2. media whore sharks were bound to show up sometime…

  3. Cartman Speedzone says:

    I object to this post! All I ask is for frikkin’ sharks with frikkin’ laserbeams on their heads, is that asking too much?

  4. sam says:


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