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Sep 21 2009

Shark sighting in Gwinnett County

Posted by Dragon in Uncategorized, tags: ,

gwinnett shark

There are reports of a possible shark attack in the flooded streets of Gwinnett County. Police advise Gwinnett County pedestrians and commuters to seek shelter in the nearest Super H-Mart or karaoke facility.

Gwinnett is bait. Sharks live here.

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4 Responses to “Shark sighting in Gwinnett County”
  1. Jose says:
    September 21, 2009 at 7:25 pm

    My abeula lost her pierna when the shark got her.

  2. robert ashton says:
    September 21, 2009 at 10:29 pm

    media whore sharks were bound to show up sometime…

  3. Cartman Speedzone says:
    September 23, 2009 at 9:52 am

    I object to this post! All I ask is for frikkin’ sharks with frikkin’ laserbeams on their heads, is that asking too much?

  4. sam says:
    September 25, 2009 at 3:15 pm

    bullshit

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