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Interior designers play with water reflection motif in hopes of elevating the status symbolism of a flooded living room.  We consider it a success and can’t wait for our turn.

story submitted by Starbucks lover -jacon.

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Last night around 1 a.m. we received an exclusive photo of a break in the water line that runs directly under Centennial Olympic Park. People using the park for refuge in the late evening were forced to run for their lives as the piping exploded beneath their feet. There’s no word yet concerning the validity of rumors we received earlier regarding the park being renovated as a giant ball pit with giant slip ‘n’ slide. Stay tuned.

photo credit: somebody cool, definitely not a loser who would threaten legal action.

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Despite the 100 year flood, one Atlanta resident is finding ways to keep the party going. When asked what motivated him to abandon his home and children for an inflatable donut and his beer keg, the man replied “WOOOOOOO!!!!” This picture was also taken at Turner Field. Trust us.

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oregon_trail.Par.63150.Image.-1.-1.1Families attempting to escape flood waters are encouraged not to ford the river, as cases of dysentery have been reported.

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Because of mass flooding across the metro Atlanta area, fires have erupted in some neighborhoods, leaving photos charred and monochrome.

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click for large order of fires.

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Many local stores in the downtown area are now reporting a shortage in umbrellas. Pedestrians are being advised to fashion raincoats out of Hefty bags in case of emergency. Also, homeless people are waterproof.


click thumbnail for full sized homeless people.

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The scene from downtown Atlanta as the situation worsens:


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